No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
Dude just bought condoms some sad fuck next to me buying a pregnancy test he gave me a look like he'd pay me millions to switch places
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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