girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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