is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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