Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
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