Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
I woke up only wearing a Breaking Bad "Los Pollos Hermanos" apron he got from Loot Crate next to a 3 empty bottles of Zima,Jolly Ranchers, and a jar of coconut oil. Fernet is one hell of a party starter
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