My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
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