just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
On my way to get pizza I followed a dog into Salvation Army where I was just hired
I'm pretty sure I imagined the dog... They still hired me
Executive order 941: BRING ME THE FINEST PANCAKES!
You have got to stop watching the West Wing before going out.
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
Some guy walking down the sidewalk just looked at me and said "hey it's the world champ". How drunk was I on Friday...?
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
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