I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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