I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
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