i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
i would punch a child for taco bell
I don't know which is more embarrassing, the fact that I shat on the floor today or that I told you about it.
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
I bet the guy on the treadmill next to me with the noise-canceling headphones wishes he could trade them for smell-canceling noseplugs. Hard to believe that last one did not involve any pants-shitting on my part.
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
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