so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
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