I spent all night sexting your girlfriend for you because you were too drunk. You're welcome.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
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