Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
I love having hate sex.
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
We don't watch enough power rangers
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
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