Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
I feel like a drive thru vagina
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
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