so after all day drinking, we went to an all u can eat crab place and i was going from table to table surveying the crowd if they though the crab i was carrying around looked like the flying dog from never ending story...what the hell is wrong with me?
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
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