Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
I don't know which is more embarrassing, the fact that I shat on the floor today or that I told you about it.
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
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