It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
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