While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
sometimes i wish i was able to text my cat and tell him i miss him and that i'm thinking about him
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
You ever have a fart follow you around?
Randomize
