it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
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