grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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