I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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