Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
Randomize
