i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
I have aggressive nipples.
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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