I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
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