three words: i give head
three words: not that well
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
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