fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
People with herpes should wear stickers.
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
I look excited, but its just a facade.
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
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