I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
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