Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
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