I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
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