my soul wont recognize me after tonight
Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
Masturbating after my cheeseburger. It's unavoidable.
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
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