yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
you said the mailboxes were turning into babies and they started crawling away. then you cried and asked me how you were gonna get your college acceptance letters
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
Sexting Captain while emailing my eharmony match about my low key weekend is hard.
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
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