BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
Somebody started a fire in the kitchen. I puked on it till it went out. The firemen high fived me.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
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