all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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