By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
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