Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
you are singlehandedly the most cursed object the universe ever conceived
We need to feng shui this bitch.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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