That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
I'm pretty sure the new "vibrating mascara" is just a disguised dildo for those of us who are too ashamed to purchase a real one.
Well, at least their eye lashes will look good while they masturbate shamefully.
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
my liver is dry heaving
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
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