fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
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