I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
we were in your room and your mom was singing twinkle twinkle little star in the hallway. so you decided to scream "twinkle? TWINKLE! What Fucking little star?!"
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
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