So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
She's the barista slut.
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
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