i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
just realized the sink is the perfect height to piss into never cleaning the toilet again
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
May the power of my ass compel you!!
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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