Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
He wrote on the bartenders notepad "phone?" So I wrote back "911"
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
Randomize
