haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
I can tuck mytits in my pants
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
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