question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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