dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
you made out with another girl for some wings
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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