OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
People in love make me want to vomit
Every time I hang out with your gay friend, I have to make a checklist of words to look up when I get home. First Google of the night? "Power bottom."
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
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