By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
Somehow ended up home, probably had something to do with the makeshift ladder from my second story window. Now headed to church, still drunk, and still fighting back the vomit of a thousand different alcohols. Successful night.
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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