***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
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