Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
Smuggling a beer bottle full of vodka out of the bar with a tampon as a plug for the top of the bottle wasn't one of my classiest ideas... but your hangover proves it was resourceful and effective. Your welcome.
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
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