In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
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