I created a new tequila drink. it is a mix of excitement and fear instilled in innocent people.
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
she peed on how many people?
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
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