Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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