You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
I wasn't so much your wingman at that point as I was the interpreter of you point at shit and mumbling to the cab driver.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
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