Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
last night I used snow as a chaser
I woke up to a gigantic ft-long tootsie roll and a note by drunk me with the words "you're welcome"
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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