talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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