She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
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